Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
a trillion motherfucking dollars
bitch i will actively be gay for a year
This should’ve been the plot for gta v.
When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like
they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band
"Harry Potter. The boy who lived… come to die."